So lately my friend Rebecca is all on about how when people in their teens and twenties see us now, they think "that lady." Like, "look at that lady trying to get her umbrella turned right side out" or "look at that lady trying to push a stroller and hold an umbrella at the same time" or "look at that lady bleeding from the eye after she poked herself with an umbrella." That lady. "Is that lady really trying to make money rapping on the F train?"
I don't feel like "that lady."
But since the young guy in our play who graduated from my college in 2006, asked if there are any teachers there now who were also teaching when I was there, as if my college career was about a million years ago...and then I did the math and drew some parallels and realized that to him, I'm like some lady who graduated in 1976 and god knows those people are ancient. Since then I've made a more concerted effort to keep up with the kids these days.
So while we spend hours in the Green Room waiting to practice our play, we have been catching up on the youtube videos that the kids are watching. All of them are, like, so 2010, but to us ladies and gents they are new. And if you want to be hip, and not reveal your "lady" stripes, watch these. Plus they are funny.
Can't Hug Every Cat
Okay so I totally knew this girl was an actress the first time I saw it...in the guys dressing room where all the guys were watching it. The guys all insist that this is real. The song is based on an eharmony video and it's so totally fake. But still funny.
Antoine Dodson Bed Intruder Song
So all the students working our show are all, yeah that was so funny two years ago. Well, it's new to most of us in the cast. My friend T.R. has purchased it on iTunes. Apparently all the money that people spend on the iTunes version of the song goes to the Dodson family. Hopefully they don't live somewhere that you need to hide your kids, wife, and husbands now.
and finally, The Gay Weatherman
Speaks for itself, don't you think.
So all you ladies out there, you're welcome.