Conversation in my living room ten minutes ago.
Doc Hubby and I are listening to a promo for the 11 o'clock news.
News Man: ...the latest skin treatment. Pei Sze Chang tries it out...
Doc Hubby: Did they just suggest using bird poop on your face?
Me: They certainly did.
(pause)
Doc Hubby: Bird poop takes the paint off your car.
Me: So maybe it exfoliates.