Monday, April 27, 2009

Bird Poop and The Evening News

Conversation in my living room ten minutes ago.

Doc Hubby and I are listening to a promo for the 11 o'clock news.

News Man: ...the latest skin treatment. Pei Sze Chang tries it out...

Doc Hubby: Did they just suggest using bird poop on your face?

Me: They certainly did.

(pause)

Doc Hubby: Bird poop takes the paint off your car.

Me: So maybe it exfoliates.

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