I like Maine well enough. I shop at LL Bean. I like blueberries. If I had been able to have Bob's Clam Hut cater my wedding I would have done it in a snap. Portland is a hip little town where I don't feel chronically underdressed. They wear fleece to brunch too.
Still, I hate to break it to you...folks from "The County"... but Maine ain't all that.
This is what your state did to my child.
Start Fed Exing lobster rolls to my apartment, Maine. You got some serious damage to control.