|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c|
Really, Daily Show? Really really?
Cameron Diaz. Nice girl and all, but really?
Rubbing alcohol. Tweezers and Craft Scissors?????
In case you missed it, Cameron Diaz, beloved star of There's Something About Mary just kind of removed stitches from the inner aspect of Jon Stewarts WRIST! Jon Stewart, host of "The Daily Show". I'd venture to guess Comedy Central's most valuable asset. But I don't know that assertion would stand up to PolitiFact.
Please tell me you had a doctor on set when Cameron Diaz started cutting tiny threads on the underside of Jon Stewart's wrist with a pair of blunt scissors. Maybe just watching on the monitor in the Green Room?
Doc Hubby is a former physician for the New York Yankees. You wanna tell me, Comedy Central, that Jon Stewart is any less valuable to you than Derek Jeter is to the Yankees?? You wanna tell me that the Yankees would let Cameron Diaz near Derek Jeter with craft scissors and a tweezerman?
OK maybe don't mention that whole Yankees thing to Jon Stewart himself. Doc Hubby only did that for one season anyway. On second thought, don't hold that against him. He got the hell out of that den of snakes before they started handing out World Series Rings.
Please, Comedy Central. Not for me. Not for Doc Hubby. But for the Alumni Association of William and Mary. For fans of "Death to Smoochy." For Liberia. Call Doc Hubby and get his ass on your set.